Match Move 2 : Return of the Match Move

I know I know, it’s so cliched I can hardly stand it either… Imperial Star Destroyers over my neighbors house, but allow me to explain the nerdliness.

I’m in the final steps of working out a fast, reliable and effective match-move work flow for some personal projects I have in mind. As such, I’m in need of some simple tests like this one one, and the teapot that came before it. Shooting my neighbors house is fast and easy, and being a nerd I obviously have a 3d Star Destroyer kicking around already so what the hell. Combine one and the other and you get this, plus my kids are Star Wars freaks and this gets me a small percentage closer to being a “cool Dad”. I think. Watch below, or click here for the same thing in stunningly HD, HD. Now with added “HD”.

Likely one more test to follow which I’ll gussy up with some sound effects or something, then get into working on the projects all this is intended for.

Match move test

I’ve got a few video projects in mind and I’m finally getting around to running some tests on different things I’ll need for the final work. Here’s an initial camera match test, showing a 3d teapot on my kitchen counter. I’ll probably do another test or two like this (but a bit more complex) then move on to some other FX items in my to-sort-out list.

I’m not unhappy with the way this camera match turned out.

Ten important things not to do on Twitter

Twitter is growing fast and because of that more and more people haven’t quite figured out what the big deal is, or how to make the most of it. Here are ten important things to avoid.

    Don’t expect anyone to listen at first

  1. Early on in their Twitterings people haven’t got a clue what to tweet about. You see a lot of early posts like “Sitting here staring at twitter”… in fact that was my first tweet and no one cared. A lot of folks will tweet random bits of their lives for a day or so, then drift away because they haven’t instantly gained 1000 loyal followers. It doesn’t work like that. Imagine going to a party with a bunch of people you don’t know. At first no one is going to pay much attention to you and if you think about it that should be expected, but the proper response isn’t to stomp off  and go home cranky. Work the crowd, engage people and try to build relationships. It’s the same here. Twitter isn’t a technology, it’s people.
  2. Don’t tweet everything that pops in your head
    Look at Twitter this way… your followers are people not that much different than a crowd of strangers at a bus stop. There’s a huge group there, and you see them every single morning but you never talk to anyone. How would you strike up a chat with someone? How would you start breaking the ice with a familiar face in a way that would make them want to say good morning to you the next day? You’re can’t really start spouting off about what you had for breakfast and expect much more than a friendly smile n’ nod. If you want to start engaging those people, then you have to be interesting, and show interest.
  3. Don’t carry on long conversations with @replies
    New users tend to think of Twitter as just another IM client. It’s not. All of your followers are seeing all of your tweets including that long discussion you had with your brother about the hockey game last night using @replies. If your chat is going to go on for more than a few back and forths, consider taking it to direct message… or a coffee shop.
  4. Don’t follow people just so they’ll follow you back
    Were you that kid in kindergarten who said things like “If you won’t play with me I won’t be your friend”. I hope not, because everyone hated that kid. Don’t be that kid on Twitter. Follow people you find interesting because you find them interesting, not just because you hope they’ll follow you back. If you’re that desperate for attention, try MySpace.
  5. Don’t use auto responders saying things like “Thanks for following!
    There are several services into which you can plug your Twitter account to get auto-response messages. I will not mention them here. Auto-responses like “Hi, I really like you! Thanks for following me!” (I actually got one like that) are trite, annoying and smell distinctively like spam. Don’t do it. If you want to welcome your followers, send them a personal dm and above all just remember that it’s not expected. Twitter is not MySpace.
  6. Don’t sell things
    Anything. Ever. I will take the liberty of speaking for everyone on Twitter by saying… If you’re trying to move product of any kind then go somewhere else. Anywhere else.
  7. Don’t include things like “Online marketing Superman!” in your profile
    Not only does this make you sound like a sleazy used car salesman, it immediately makes the point that you’re here to market something. Your company, your product, yourself… whatever it might be. You should come to Twitter to build relationships and meet people, let the brand building fall out of that and stop forcing it. You are not Superman.
  8. Don’t ignore your followers
    If you’re lucky enough to have anyone following you, don’t ignore them. If they tweet about something interesting, @reply a response. If they ask a question that you know the answer to, then answer. Help people and communicate with them and you’ll find they’ll often do the same for you.
  9. Don’t let your following/follower ratio get too far out of whack
    Nothing says “it’s all about me” more than someone who has a ton of followers, when they aren’t following anyone in return. Situations like that turn into a one way broadcast from them to those following. Sometimes that’s a natural course of events, but if it’s because you like the attention yet don’t care enough about anyone else to hear what they have to say, then you are reducing Twitter to the level of RSS feed. Go start a blog. Alternately if you’re following 5600 people and have three following you in return, you might consider working on your people skills. (See most of the above)
  10. Don’t use twitter via the web
    This is arguably the most important point here. Twitter as a service is terrific, as a web site it sucks a bit. Who wants to have to visit the web site to see what people are doing? No one, you included. Even if it’s your first day on Twitter (in fact especially if it’s your first day), do yourself a favour and download Twhirl. Install it, figure it out, and use it. It is an absolutely essential aspect of “getting” Twitter. There are admittedly a number of other apps out there, like Tweetdeck for instance but I give the nod to Twhirl for being simple to use, easy to figure out and unobtrusive. Save Tweetdeck with it’s custom searches and multiple tabs for when you’re a power user with thousands of followers like @scobleizer, until then stick with Twhirl. It puts all the functionality of Twitter in a neat little app in your system tray where it should be. You typically have to install Adobe Air prior to any of these Twitter apps and yes that sounds like a pain, but it’s not. Do it.

Let me close by saying I’ve broken a lot of these rules myself, and will likely break some of them again in the future (long chats via @replies comes to mind) but you can’t be perfect all the time. The most important thing to remember from all this is, like Soylent Green… Twitter is people. Always keep that in mind, and you’ll enjoy the entire experience a lot more.

If you found this helpful, please retweet it or share it with any of the links below… I’d appreciate it.

Thanks for reading.

@datter

10:18

Here are the first three bits of a short story I was working on awhile ago. I plan to finish it eventually.

10:18

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:: One
The bus sits at the station, rumbling and shaking like a great angry beast that can’t be bothered attacking the pests that infest it. These pests are idle themselves, shuffling thoughtlessly aboard and dumping their change into the collection bin, then elbowing their way to it’s innards to take a seat that was clearly designed for someone much smaller. The overweight driver stares straight ahead, hunched over the steering wheel with an expression of numb dismay on his face, acknowledging none of them. No one speaks, and no one makes eye contact. It’s cold, it’s gray, it’s abysmal and it’s like this every damned day.

It’s 5:10pm in the city, and going-the-hell-home time. Looking down the windows of the bus one after another I see nothing but the bored, blank faces of people who are tired, dreary and not living in the moment. Not a single one of them, driver included are really on the bus. They’re day dreaming about home, or work or far away places. Some sit and stare, some listen to music, some read romance novels but none of them are actually on the bus. They’re all coping with life and reality as they’ve come to know it, by escaping it every single chance they get. Little do they realize.

I stand on the sidewalk as the snowflakes slowly fall, watching this mundane occurrence with what would look like peculiar interest if anyone were to actually notice. Scenes like this have caught my attention a lot since I found out. At first just for the sake of curiosity, later out of a sense of paranoia and now for pure self preservation. I really have little choice.

I catch his gaze just as the bus lurches to life and begins to slowly pull into traffic. An acknowledgment in a sea of disinterest. He’s sitting in the very back seat on the near side of the bus, and he’s staring directly at me. I look back fascinated and disbelieving as always, as if it were the first time I was seeing one and just now acknowledging the insane truth sitting in front of me. His head is slightly down as he looks at me out from under his brow. A young businessman at a glance, or maybe a salesman of some kind in a gray overcoat, a gray suit and red tie. His hair is close cropped and combed back tightly over his clean shaven face. On his lap is a briefcase, which he clutches in both arms like a mother might hold a child. He is an “average man”, looking no different than anyone else, but I know the truth. I know what he is. Our gaze locks as time moves in slow motion.

His eyes widen slightly as we share a moment of mutual, uneasy recognition. I can see the hatred building as he glares at me, as if he’s looking at a spot three feet behind my skull. Although this one has never met me before, this “average man” absolutely despises me and were the circumstances right he would see me dead here and now. I can feel his anger building as he looks through me. The malice, the hatred, the pure and complete sense of loathing. I infuriate him. He wants to see my guts ripped out and smeared across the sidewalk. He wants me to suffer and die horribly by his hand, right now. This moment. His rage and hatred are palpable, as he tries to maintain an air of nonchalance. I’m trying to not attract attention myself, but I’m sweating despite the cold and starting to shake as I unwillingly maintain our stare down. Finally, the bus slowly pulls this “average man” out of sight into the dense, heavy traffic of the city. I can still see his face.

I know, and he knows that I know. They all do, and they absolutely hate me for it.

It’s time to get moving.

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